Story Summary

ACT ONE:

Jake, Eifion and Brandon are best friends, and have to go out to buy tomato paste for their village. While they're out, the village is burned to the ground. Because they're bored, our heroes go to avenge their families' deaths.

Joey is revealed to be the main villain, and Stevo is his head henchman. Stevo gets cloned a lot, and all this stuff happens. Stevo clones are the main enemies.

Some things happen, and they eventually end up in Cumville.

ACT TWO:

The king is Tony, and he's trying to defend against the Stevo clones trying to burn down Cumville, along with his man-slave, Colin. The heroes meet General Jeremy, and help him coordinate the defences. They also meet Alex, the Cumville mage, who offers to join them. They accept, 'cos they're pretty rag-tag. ANd the befriend and archer named Taylor who joins the party. Yeah.

The Stevo clones attack Cumville, but the heroes defend it! Jeremy joins the party!

ACT THREE:

Stevo clones gas the party. Jake's dream while he's gassed. We "wake up", and do a normal quest for Pete Townshend. He sends the party to a Maiden concert, where three dragons appear, and they have to kill 'em.

ACT FOUR:

The party wakes up in prison. Anthony breaks them out and joins the party. On the outskirts of the jail, they run into Stevo and have to kill him with equipment they stole from the guards. They get back to the main village, and everyone is dead. They march onward to get revenge on Joey.

ACT FIVE:

The party gets to Joey's lair, and go through countless puzzles and story sequences where Jake faces clones of Eifion and Jinzo and and Taylor and Alex and Jeremy and Anthony alone (not all at once!!!!). Yeah. Then he faces Joey and wins, with the help of his friends.

THINGS TO INCLUDE:

Tom Scholz.
Kevin (Toki), enemy, battle at least twice an act, except act two (once).
Eric (DAC), merchant, sells horse, wears sombrero.
??? (Glamy), shopkeeper, likes Glam Rock