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| Subject: jake y eifion Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:57 pm | |
| Track Listing: Side One: Preparation 01: "I've Gone" Lyrics: Adjutant Music: Lewis Idea: Adjutant 02: "National Shoe Convention" Lyrics: Adjutant, Lewis Music: Lewis Idea: Lewis, Adjutant 03: "The Search" Lyrics: Adjutant Music: Lewis, Adjutant Idea: Adjutant 04: "Under the Shit Car" Lyrics: ! Music: ! Idea: Lewis 05: "So Little Time" Lyrics: Adjutant Music: Lewis Idea: Lewis Side Two: Ascension 06: "Dance It" Lyrics: Adjutant Music: Lewis Idea: Adjutant 07: "Sittin' Chair" Lyrics: Adjutant Music: Lewis Idea: Adjutant 08: "Shoebox Hero" Lyrics: Adjutant, Lewis Music: Lewis Idea: Adjutant, Lewis 09: "It's in My Anal" Lyrics: Adjutant Music: Lewis, Adjutant Idea: Adjutant 10: "Ballad of the PS3 Games" Lyrics: Adjutant Music: Adjutant Idea: Adjutant 11: "'EY, TONY" Lyrics: ! Music: Lewis Idea: Adjutant
"I've Gone" lyrics: (awesome opening bass riff)
Well, I've loaded up and I'm goin' (goin') To a place that I've never been (yeah, I've never been) In all honesty, I'm just tryin' (yeah, I'm tryin') To get away from you, now, babe (gotta get away) Well, I've packed up all my shit (shit) And I'm goin' somewhere new (goin' somewhere new) Just to get away from you now, darlin' (oh, darlin', please believe me)
And I've gone (gone) Yeah, I've gone (gone) And wherever I'm goin', I know it's gonna be cool (cool) Cool (cool) Cool (cool) Yeah, cool (cool)
It's all right, now, girl (it's all right now) We both knew that one day I'd leave (he's leavin' home) It's gonna be fine (she's in love with me and I feel fine) You know I'm always goin' places (there are places I remember)
(odd guitar lick)
And these places are unknown (fuck yeah places) They all recall my days (days wowow) Of runnin' in 'n' out of shoe (shoe)
Well, I've gone (gone) Yeah, I've gone (gone) And wherever I'm goin', I know it's gonna be cool (cool) Cool (cool) Cool (cool) Yeah, cool (cool)
(guitar solo - Lewis)
And I've gone (gone) Yeah, I've gone (gone) And wherever I'm goin', I know it's gonna be cool (cool) Cool (cool) Cool (cool) Yeah, cool (cool)
I've always needed to get away (gotta get away) And now I've got the-excuse (so excuse so) When you bitched me outta that house, I knew I had to go (going, fun activity) I knew I had to go to a place that I don't know (gotta get away)
And I've gone (gone) Yeah, I've gone (gone) And wherever I'm goin', I know it's gonna be cool (cool) Cool (cool) Cool (cool) Yeah, cool (cool)
(guitar solo - Lewis)
'cos I've gone (gone) Gone (gone) Fucking gone (gone) More gone than a man who has a disease which prevents him from not-being gone and
(end on giant power chord coinciding with "and")
"National Shoe Convention" lyrics: (groovetastic guitar riffin')
(Jakey) I was in a bit of a bind After I left I realised I had been with her for the past few years I had no clue what to do or where to go I've been driving around Seattle for weeks What's that, over there Could it be The National Shoe Convention
(chorus of gots) Ooh, ooh, National Shoe Convention, yeah Ooh, ooh, National Shoe Convention, yeah Ooh, ooh, National Shoe Convention, yeah Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Jakey) The convention is incredible So much shoe, everywhere Shoe on the walls Shoe on the ceilings I'm having the time of my life At the National Shoe Convention
(chorus of gots) Ooh, ooh, National Shoe Convention, yeah Ooh, ooh, National Shoe Convention, yeah Ooh, ooh, National Shoe Convention, yeah Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Eifi) Hey, you (Jakey) Me (Eifi) Yeah, you I'm not in the best shape I need someone to continue my legacy I need you to serach for grooves (Jakey) Fuck, no (Eifi) I DARE you to search for grooves (Jakey) You're on (Eifi) But first let's enjoy The National Shoe Convention
(chorus of gots) Ooh, ooh, National Shoe Convention, yeah Ooh, ooh, National Shoe Convention, yeah Ooh, ooh, National Shoe Convention, yeah Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah Ooh, ooh, National Shoe Convention, yeah Ooh, ooh, National Shoe Convention, yeah Ooh, ooh, National Shoe Convention, yeah Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
"The Search" lyrics: (bland guitar licks)
I went to New York City To ask where the grooves have gone I was met with banshee screams My search was just beginning
I went to Los Angeles To ask where those grooves might hide All that they gave was autotuned Could it be that the grooves are gone
I went to Washington D.C. To inquire as to where grooves are kept All that they had was men in suits No grooves in sight, not here
I went to Toronto, Canada To question the existence of groove All I found was bands that can barely play It's like the grooves just ran away
I went to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch To check for exotic grooves All I found was corn and hay It's as if no one knew of groove
I went to Paris, France To see if they had groove All they had were baguettes I ate well, but still no groove
I went to Berlin, Germany Trying to find some groove There were only power chords Not exactly what I'd call groove
I went to Moscow, Russia Checking for a scrap of groove All they had was ice and snow Groove was nowhere to be found
I went to Birmingham Hard-pressed to find some groove All I found were factories All the groove had gone
I went to Dover, Delaware To ask where the grooves could be (guitar gets progressively groovier, tempo increases) To my surprise, they had grooves All we needed was some funky bass And we'd be groovin' harder than a man who has a disease which prevents him from not-groovin' to
(guitar solo -- Lewis)
I finally found the groove It was hiding in Delaware Going through the deserts Going through the snow Travellin' through the woods Pressing onward no matter what My objective has been fulfilled I have found the grooves that eluded me All is as it should be, yeah, yeah, yeah
(guitar solo -- Lewis) (one-man jam solo -- Adjutant) (guitar solo -- Lewis) (one-man jam solo -- Adjutant) (guitar solo -- Lewis) (one-man jam solo -- Adjutant) (guitar solo -- Lewis) (one-man jam solo -- Adjutant) (guitar solo -- Lewis) (one-man jam solo -- Adjutant) (end on giant power chord)
"Under the Shit Car" lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner Sometimes I feel like My only friend Is the Shit Car I live in The Shit Car of angels Lonely as I am Together we cry
I drive her on streets 'cause she's my companion I walk through her hills 'cause she knows who I am She sees my good deeds and She kisses me windy and I never worry Now that is a lie
I don't ever wanna feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all the way I don't ever wanna feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all the way Yeah yeah Yeah yeah
It's hard to believe That there's nobody out there It's hard to believe That I'm all alone At least I have her love The Shit Car, she loves me Lonely as I am Together we cry
I don't ever wanna feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all the way I don't ever wanna feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all the way Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Oh no No no Yeah yeah Love me I say Yeah yeah Yeah yeah
Under the Shit Car downtown Is where I drew some blood Under the Shit Car downtown I could not get enough Under the Shit Car downtown Forgot about my love Under the Shit Car downtown I gave my life away Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Oh no No no Yeah yeah Here I stay Yeah yeah Here I stay
"So Little Time" lyrics: (acapella at first)
(sung as chorus) All that begins All that exists It all must end Eventually
Even the people Even the trees Even the world Even the stars They all must end Eventually
(slow acoustic playin') (Jakey) No one in the world Is safe from the end Its grasp will overcome It all must end Eventually
Even the people Even the trees Even the world Even the stars They all must end Eventually
(guitar solo -- Lewis)
(chorus) Even the people Even the trees Even the world Even the stars They all must end Eventually
(Eifi) So little time So much to do None of it matters It all must end Eventually
Even the people Even the trees Even the world Even the stars They all must end Eventually
(guitar solo -- Lewis)
(chorus) Even the people Even the trees Even the world Even the stars They all must end Eventually
(Jakey with Eifi backing) Once you're fading away (once you're fading a-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay) You'll start to wonder (oh yeah you'll wonderrrrrrrr) Where the time has gone (where the time has gooooooooooooooooooooooooone) But you'll just realise (you'll all realiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise) It all must end Eventually (it all must end) (eventually)
(Jakey) Even the people Even the trees Even the world Even the stars They all must end Eventually
(guitar solo -- Lewis)
(chorus) Even the people Even the trees Even the world Even the stars They all must end Eventually
Even the people Even the trees Even the world Even the stars They all must end Eventually
(ten seconds of silence, everyone bursts into laughter)
"Dance It" lyrics: (iconic opening chord)
Yeah, I've been dancin' Gotta keep on dancin' Me and all my friends We all just go it And dance it
Dance it all night long Dance it all through the day Our feet are on fire But not our shoe That would just be wrong However, we all know We're just gonna keep on dancin' SOLO IT, EIF
(Eif says "no")
SOLO IT or else........................................... :@ this gun.......................................... :@
(guitar solo - Lewis)
Gotta keep on dancin' Dancin' like Marilyn Manson Dance on, my bro Dance on (Jakey begins sobbing)
(guitar solo - Lewis)
Dance it up Dance it down Dance it all night long Dance it like a man who has a disease which prevents him from not-dancing it for
(end on power chord coinciding with "for")
"Sittin' Chair" lyrics: (riffin' guitar)
Sittin' here in my chair It's pretty comfortable Not too comfortable, though Chillin' out maxin', relaxin' all cool When the chair breaks oh no (Eif's like "oh nooooooooooooo")
Oh no Look at what has transpired My chair is all broken This is the worst day ever I'm gonna go kill myself
(during this verse, the vocals are turned down, and Eif loudly drinks some Pepsi Max, and says "ahh, the refreshing taste of Pepsi Max") Writin' out my will It's pretty well-written Not too well-written, though Bawlin' my eyes out, cryin' all sad When the pen breaks oh no (Eif's like "oh noooooooooooooo")
Oh no Look at what has transpired My pen is all broken This is the worst day ever I'm gonna go kill myself
(guitar solo -- Lewis) (during the solo, Jakey loudly eats some breadsticks, and says "ahh, the wholesome taste of Pizza Hut breadsticks")
Gettin' out my gun It's pretty powerful Not too powerful, though Aimin' my gun at, preparin' all ready When the gun breaks oh no (Eif's like "oh noooooooooooooo")
Oh no Look at what has transpired My gun is all broken This is the worst day ever I'm gonna go kill myself (Eif's like "oh wait") ... fuck
"Shoebox Hero" lyrics:
Standin' in the store With his head hung low Didn't have no money But he needed the shoe Saw the box on the shelf He could picture the warmth Put the box in his anal And like a desperate thief
He ran out of the store Heard the beep of the machine that detects stolen items Felt shoes in his anal And the very next day
He got a tub of laxatives From the pharmacist's store Didn't know how to use them But he knew for sure That one shoebox Felt good in his anal Didn't take long To get used to it
So he started fappin' Ain't never gonna stop Gotta keep on fappin' Someday gonna beat the record
AND BE A SHOE BOX HERO GOT SHOES IN HIS ANAL AND BE A SHOE BOX HERO GOT SHOES IN HIS ANAL He'll beat the record Tonight
(guitar solo -- Lewis)
You need kool-aid Baby, I'm not fool-aid I'm gonna send yeah Back to school-aid Way down inside I'm gonna give you it I'm gonna give you every inch of it
Oh, wanna whole lotta it
(guitar solo -- Lewis)
I can't help about the shape I'm in I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs aren't thin But don't ask me what I think of shoe I might not give the answer that you want me to
(guitar solo -- Lewis)
So he started fappin' Ain't never gonna stop Gotta keep on fappin' Someday gonna beat the record
AND BE A SHOE BOX HERO GOT SHOES IN HIS ANAL AND BE A SHOE BOX HERO GOT SHOES IN HIS ANAL SHOE BOX HERO SHOE BOX HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO He's got shoes in his anal SHOES IN HIS ANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL (classic ending)
"It's in My Anal" lyrics: (country-sounding guitar lick)
So, yeah, I was walkin' Down that road When a super-cool man walked up to me He stopped me and said "where's the treasure"
And I said "it's in my anal A great place to be Yeah, in my anal A place you've got to see"
(guitar solo -- Lewis)
And then the next day The man came back He came right up and said to me "You're lyin' to me I checked that anal up and down The treasure is not there Now tell me its location"
And I said "it's in my anal A great place to be Yeah, in my anal A place you've got to see"
(one-man jam solo -- Adjutant)
Yeah, it's a place you've got to see (power chord coinciding with "see") (Eif says "shame it doesn't exist")
"Ballad of the PS3 Games" lyrics:
"'EY, TONY" lyrics: (slow acoustic playing)
'ey, Tony I like the things you do 'ey, Tony If I could, I would be you
You're the one and only tiger With the one and only taste You know how to take a breakfast and make it great
(guitar solo -- Lewis)
(acapella) Frosted Flakes are more than good They're (Fresno says "great")
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| Subject: Re: jake y eifion Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:16 pm | |
| b-sides:
"A Bran I'll Never Be" lyrics: If I said what's on my mind You'd turn and walk away Disappearing way back in your dreams It's so hard to be unkind So easy just to say That everything is just the way it seems
You look up at me And somewhere in your mind you see A Bran I'll never be
If only I could find a way I'd feel like I'm the Bran you believe I am It's getting harder every day for me To hide behind this dream you see A Bran I'll never be
I can't get any stronger I can't climb any higher You'll never know just how hard I've tried Cry a little longer And hold a little tighter Emotions can't be satisfied
You look up at me And somewhere in your mind you still see A Bran I'll never be
If only I could find a way I'd feel like I'm the Bran you believe I am And it gets harder every day for me To hide behind this dream you see
I can't get any stronger I can't climb any higher You'll never know just how hard I've tried Cry a little longer And hold a little tighter Emotions can't be satisfied
You look up at me And somewhere in your mind you still see A Bran I'll never be
If only I could find a way I'd feel like I'm the Bran you believe I am And it gets harder every day for me I can't keep hidin' this feelin' A Bran I'll never be
"I Can't Believe You Let Brian Die, Man" lyrics: (piano)
He was a really cool guy I would have given my eye Just do save him You know what I mean, Tim
I can't believe you let Brian die, man It feels like I've been pushed into minivan I can't believe you let Brian die, man Just when he was working on his tan
He was a really cool dude He liked to eat food Now he can't do that The electrocardiogram line was flat
I can't believe you let Brian die, man It feels like I've been pushed into minivan I can't believe you let Brian die, man It wasn't at all like my plan
(guitar solo -- Lewis)
I can't believe you let Brian die, man It feels like I've been pushed into minivan I can't believe you let Brian die, man Why couldn't it have been Stan
"Skank Master Land" lyrics:
In the land Where I was born Lived a guy Who wasn't too nice And he got exiled From our land Because we weren't Too fond of him So he cast A shit spell And enscased the orphans In some shit
He wants to turn the world into a skank master land Skank master land Skank master land He wants to turn the world into a skank master land Skank master land Skank master land
But the spell Shot right over Eifion's head Because he's cool But now he has To get back the Basketballs That were lost
He wants to turn the world into a skank master land Skank master land Skank master land He wants to turn the world into a skank master land Skank master land Skank master land
As he finds Basketballs And rescues the Orphans You know he will Beat Gustav Because he knows All of this
He wants to turn the world into a skank master land Skank master land Skank master land He wants to turn the world into a skank master land Skank master land Skank master land He wants to turn the world into a skank master land Skank master land Skank master land He wants to turn the world into a skank master land Skank master land Skank master land
"Born to be Shit Car" lyrics:
Get your Shit Car runnin' Head out on the highway Lookin' for adventure And whatever comes our way Yeah, darlin', go an' make it happen Take the world in a love embrace Fire all of your guns at once, yeah And explode into space
I like smoke and lightning Heavy metal Shit Car Racin' with the wind And the feelin' that I'm under Yeah, darlin', go an' make it happen Take the world in a love embrace Fire all of your guns at once, yeah And explode into space
Like a true Shit Car child We were born, born to be wild We can climb so high I never wanna die
Born to be wild Born to be wild Born to be wild Born to be wild Born to be wild Born to be wild Born to be wild Born to be wild
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| Subject: Re: jake y eifion Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:41 am | |
| SEA MEN ROCK LIKE A
When I was a young boy, my father told me that I was the only only one who could harness the power of the sea men... ten years later, they came to me... and told me to rescue their president... president... sea men...
Save the president... (President of the sea men, oh yeah...) Save the president... (President of the sea men, oh yeah...) Save the president... (President of the sea men, oh yeah...) Save the president... (President of the sea men, oh yeah...)
*guitar solo*
There will be a phone call between me and Jinz (AFTER the soloage), where he gets all Secret Service "Mr. Adjutant?" "Hola, senior." "Yes, Mr. Adjutant, we are the Sea Men. We need your help rescuing our president."
*saxophone break* *more soloage*
*music goes quiet*
When I rescued the Sea Men's president, he thanked me. I explained to him how my father told me that, like, I was like, the only one who could harness his citizen's power, and all that. He said, "Oh yeah, that's right. I totally forgot about that."
I saved the president... (President of the sea men, oh yeah...) I saved the president... (President of the sea men, oh yeah...) I saved the president... (President of the sea men, oh yeah...) I saved the president... (President of the sea men, oh yeah...)
*more soloage*
*rising drumbeat*
I then harnessed the power of the Sea Men. HARNESSED IT. ROCK. HARD.
*outro gee-tar/sax duel*
SEA MEN SEA MEN SEA MEN SEA MEN
*duel carries on*
SEA MEN SEA MEN SEA MEN SEA MEN
*back to duel*
OH YEAH, I HARNESSED THEIR POWER
*back to duel*
THE POWER OF THE SEA MEN, I HARNESSED IT
*back to duel*
I SAVED THEIR PRESIDENT
*duel*
SEA MEN SEA MEN SEA MEN SEA MEN YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*big rock ending* | |
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